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Traditional Eggs Benedict (No Hollandaise Anxiety, We Swear)

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Eggs Benedict has a reputation. Fancy. Fussy. Hollandaise that gives up immediately.

But here’s the truth: it’s just five components. Toast. Pork. Egg. Sauce. Repeat. This recipe walks you through an idiot-proof hollandaise (no double boiler tantrums) and poached eggs that actually look like eggs. You’ve got this.

Step-by-Step Instructions

1

Warm the Bacon

In a skillet over medium heat, warm Canadian bacon for 1 minute per side. Set aside.

2

Make Hollandaise (The Easy Way)

In a blender, add egg yolks, lemon juice, cayenne, and salt. Blend for 5 seconds.

With blender running, slowly drizzle in hot melted butter. Blend until thick and creamy. Keep warm (place blender cup in a bowl of hot water).

3

Poach the Eggs

Fill a medium pot with 3 inches of water. Add vinegar. Bring to a simmer (not a rolling boil).

Crack one egg into a small bowl. Swirl water gently, then slide egg in. Repeat for 2-3 eggs at a time.

Poach for 3-4 minutes for runny yolk. Remove with a slotted spoon. Drain on a paper towel.

4

Assemble

Place a toasted English muffin half on a plate. Top with Canadian bacon, then a poached egg.

Spoon hollandaise generously over the top. Sprinkle with paprika or chives.

5

Serve Immediately

Eggs Benedict waits for no one. Eat while warm and runny.

Summary

Prep Time: 10 minutes | Cook Time: 15 minutes | Total Time: 25 minutes

Yield: 4 servings (8 halves)

Difficulty: Medium (mostly patience, not skill)

Storage Notes

Not recommended: Eggs Benedict is a one-act play. Hollandaise doesn’t reheat well. Poached eggs get weird.

Partial make-ahead: Poach eggs a day ahead. Store in cold water in the fridge. Reheat in simmering water for 30 seconds before serving. Make hollandaise fresh.

Leftover hollandaise: Fridge for 1 day max. Reheat gently in a bowl over warm water, whisking constantly.

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